WHY

Updated May 19, 2017

WHY ARE THERE CALORIES IN CHOCOLATE. WHY, OH WHY
YOU KNOW I REALLY DO BELIEVE THAT ITS’S A GREAT BIG LIE
ICECREAM THEY SAY IS NOT GOOD FOR US. NOT EVEN ONE BOWL?
DONT THEY UNDERSTAND THAT IT’S OH SO GOOD FOR THE SOUL
 
NOW POTATO CHIPS COME FROM POTATOES AND THAT’S THE TRUTH
DON’T ALWAYS EAT ALL MY VEGGIES I’M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH
BUT I DO LOVE POTATOES ALTHOUGH THEY’RE A VEGGIE AND SO
IT SHOULD BE OKAY TO EAT POTATO CHIPS I THINK, ISN’T THAT SO?
 
GETTING BACK TO CHOCOLATE I THINK YOU REALLY MUST AGREE
FEELING DOWN, EAT CHOCOLATE TO FEEL BETTER. DO YOU AGREE?
WHERE DOES CHOCOLATE COME FROM, THEY SAY FROM A BEAN
AS A CHILD I’D SAY I DON’T WANT TO EAT THAT OLD GREEN BEAN
 
GIVING IT UP WON’T EVER HAPPEN, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
I WILL EAT CHOCOLATE FOREVER BECAUSE I LOVE IT, THAT’S WHY
SO DON’T TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY I DO THAT ALL BY MYSELF
AND I DON’T PLAN ON SHARING ANY I INTEND TO EAT IT ALL MYSELF